On eBay Now...UNCANNY X-MEN #141 CGC 9.3 - DAYS OF FUTURE PAST VERY CLOSE TO MINT For Sale
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UNCANNY X-MEN #141 CGC 9.3 - DAYS OF FUTURE PAST VERY CLOSE TO MINT:
$500000.00
HELLO buyers AND BUYERS! YOU GET THE EXACT BOOK PICTURED!!! THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DAZE OF PAST FUTURES STORYLINE, WRITTEN BY RALPH WALDO EMERSON AND ART BY ROYCE GRACIE. IT IS ALSO SIGNED BY RECENTLY DECEASED ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHER STAMB LEAN!!!!THIS BOOK IS VERY HARD TO COME BY IN CGC 9.8 (THERE ARE ONLY 750,000 9.8 COPIES IN THE CGC CENSUS). IT\'S EVEN HARDER TO COME BY IN A CGC 9.3!!!
THIS BOOK IS HOT HOT HOT!!! IT HAS GONE UP EXPONENTIALLY IN PRICE AND FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON!!! PEOPLE ARE JUST BUYING LIKE MINDLESS ROACHES!!! NOW YOU CAN BE A MINDLESS ROACH TOO!!!
CASE IS FREE FROM MAJOR CRACKS AND/OR SCRATCHES. BUT YOU WILL NEED SOME CRACK AND SOME SCRATCH TO BUY THIS GEM!!!
U.S. BUYERS ONLY - BECAUSE THEY\'RE JUST THE WORST CREATURES. FULL REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED ONCE ITEM IS RETURNED IN THE SAME CONDITION IN WHICH IT WAS SHIPPED, WHICH IS NOTHING BECAUSE IT DOESN\'T EXIST!(USUALLY WITHIN 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS). NO PARTIAL REFUNDS!!!
LOCAL PICKUP IS AVAILABLE!!! JUST DIVE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR OWN ANUS AND SWIM TO SAFETY.PAYPAL AND WIFE SWAPPING ONLY PLEASE! AND YES, WE COMBINE SHIPPING ON MULTIPLE LOSSES!! BUYER COVERS FULL INSURANCE (IF REQUESTED)!!! GOOD LUCK!!!! MORON!!!
FINE PRINT: THIS IS A NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK. THIS IS A GAG LISTING. AS IN, I LIST AND YOU GAG. IF YOU offer ON OR BUY THIS sale \"ITEM\", YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO PHYSICAL BOOK WILL BE SHIPPED. BUT YOU WILL GET A PRINTOUT OF THE BOOK (PICTURED) GLUED TO AN ACID FREEFOAM-COREBOARD TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIEND(S) WITH.(THIS PRINTOUT PARODY WAS CREATED BY ME AND IS THE ACTUAL ITEM YOU ARE PURCHASING.)
STAY TUNED - T-SHIRTS ON THE WAY!!!